Tristan's Tantalizing Thoughts

This is the part of our program where we answer letters from our readers.






Yes, I know....just humor me and go with the gag, will you? Sheesh.





Erica from Nebraska asks "Dear Greg, just how good of seats did you guys have at that baseball game? And is your son single because my daughter thinks he is hot"

Well Erica, Brandon is single and flattered but his heart belongs to the girl across the street from us...and Hannah Montana. As for the baseball game, well, see for yourself...






Our next letter is from John in NYC. John writes "Yo, youse never said nuttin about no Easter. What up wit dat?"

Well John, aren't you just the Hemingway of Queens? Oh, wipe the confused look off of your protruding, bony brow lest you over tax that 2 cc brain. Easter was a blast. The yard was wet from rain so the Easter Bunny left his stuff in side the house. There was a great basket...



...and lots of eggs for Brandon to find. Once he found them all he planted himself in the family room and started cracking them open one by one...and sorting the candy by type. That's mah boy!



Finally, Becky of Los Angeles CA writes...err....heh...well...gulp...thanks for the picture Becky but this is a family show.

That's all for now folks. Until next time keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.